Jerry Kurl

Do you work at a fucking fast food Joint? Do you fuck your sister? Are you fuckin stupid and or underprivileged? Well then my friends, GET ANGRY AND GET EVEN. For a measly ten dollars I will punish God for making your life a miserable hell. How can I accomplish such a task with a mere ten dollar pittance? I will kill a small animal and curse God for making your life what it is. This act of violence will show God that you are upset and unhappy with the life he has provided for you. While you are down there sweating, applying medicated cream to your ravaged anus, jumping through fucking hoops to pay your utility and or Kmart charge card bill, God is up there allowing your meaningless life to drag on as is. Well after I behead a couple few squirrels in the park behind my house and chant a few dark prayers he will definitely turn you into not so much of a piece of worthless shit. Its just like Cinderella. So login to paypal and send me your ten dollars. Your new glamorous meaningful life awaits you. Who knows, maybe someday a piss-on like you could even meet Oprah.

“A galla of sorts” exclaimed Samantha Lee Knockerton ass I thrusted again and again my weeping willow cock in and out and in and out of her secret garden. She of course was speaking of the elegant masquerade ball hosted by the wheelchair coalition of Guam Thursday after next. This event is to occur at an as yet undisclosed location And is reserved for the members whom made the largest contributions to the Wheelchair Foundation for South American Americans. Aside from the Extravagant smorgasbord of delectable Pork dishes, a pie made from the hide of every goats firstborn daughter shall be served upon the stroke of midnite in an attempt to channel the spirit of Napolean Boner-parte. Chef Nedwin Sanchez of Turkish descent will be preparing over 347 different variations of pork. Every Single GODDAMN member of the Coalition for Wheelchairs in the Armed Forces of Spain and Portugal Absolutely Cannot get enough PORK!!! EVERYONE Thinks that PORK meat is SO succulent and Sensual. I foresee many throbbing members ejaculating milkish cummmm inside meat pockets all night long BABY. Im talking about PUSSY POUNDING. Needless to say, Elton John will not be attending, Tom Cruise however will arrive with Tom Selleck at 9:45 P.M. Accompanied by a myriad of overweight Asian girls with a ferocious appetite for American Hot Rod. Tickets to this historical event can be purchased at your local Wheelchairs Cancer Awareness For Tots chapter.